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{ Monthly Archives } July 2004

It’s Friday I’m in Love

Happy Friday! I think I may be starting to abuse my uncensored blog privileges! 10 days until michigan think I’ll sew myself a sparkly cape for the Lois Lane fun run! [Cure lyrics = 1]

All impressed and half undressed

Am I the only one noticing a common thread in my 5-days of blogging? It seems I may be a tiny, little bit preoccupied with sex. I don’t know, I try to keep it in check but, c’mon now, it’s summer, there seems to have been an explosion of cheerleader skirts and really who can […]

We Been Spending Most Our Lives Living in an Amish Paradise

TiVo alert!!! We’ve been following this story for a while, and although there have been production problems (outraged Amish people! refusing to take their place in the pantheon of Americans who are willing to degrade themselves in front of the cameras!), it appears that everything is now green-light, go-go-go! There has been much rejoicing at […]

corn smut

If you’re looking for some good, clean fun this weekend, consider a Sunday drive to Madison, WI for the First Annual Huitlacoche Festival. What is Huitlacoche (weet-la-GO-chay) you might be asking? It’s a fungus that grows on corn. It’s considered a delicacy and sells for like 20 bucks a pound. It has even been featured […]

Will I look at you with wonder and never doubt our love

I am not a member of the George W. Bush fan club. This picture is of me with my friend Maya, the smartest, best and most beautiful baby in the world. When I have my own children they will have to really strive to achieve the greatness of Maya. Maya has two mommies who are […]

And you can’t call me you’ll just have to come, cuz I won’t have a phone

Let the countdown officially begin. Yes, two weeks from today I will be on the road to my first michigan, a.k.a. the land, a.k.a. lesbian mecca (or as someone I know likes to call it “the week of living in filth,” again, might I add my own “yes, please!”). I’m trying not to get overexcited […]

Oooh yeah, all you want is me

I thought I would take a moment to formally introduce myself to the vast and mighty readership of My name is Betsy and I’m half of the winning pride weekend scavenger hunt team of Barb and Betsy. Here are ten facts about me: Favorite Color: Orange (although almost everything in my apartment is red) […]

The kind of cat that you just can’t pick up and throw into your lap

So I went and saw Catwoman yesterday. It was opening day and after reading the review in the tribune giving it one star and calling it “A vacuous lingerie show posing as feminism. . .” I practically skipped all the way to the theater, nearly running down some of the boys I work with. After […]

I’m just a mirror of a mirror myself, all the things that I do…

A quick thank you to Mirandala for allowing me a brief respite from my blogging duties this week so I could entertain my house guests. As they left at 4:45am this morning, I’m back in the staff offices of as of this morning, and will try and make up for my absence. Glad to […]

Live Through This

Miranda here: Below you will find Betsy’s first blog post (Hi Betsy!). As you may recall, Betsy & Barb were the winners of the Fabulous Prize Package from last month’s Scavenger Hunt. One of the prizes was 2 weeks of uncensored blogging privileges here at Today Betsy has been proactive enough to give us […]