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Arctic

In my office today it is freezing. Yesterday in my office it was a double-boiler. Today, ice cube tray. I feel that we should be allowed to leave early so that frostbite can be avoided. If I get frostbite, I won’t be able to type. And then I won’t be able to write all the stultifying prose and threatening letters and informative e-mails that comprise my job. Instead, I will have to use voice-to-text software, forcing me to send out letter after letter threatening “in needy it Caan seek wenches.”

That is all.

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