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Ten things I learned at the “Kitty Car”

So, not too long ago I visited a suburban (rhymes with) Kitty Car, for the first time ever. Here are a few things I learned:
1. Although 23 is my lucky number, 23-year-olds lead to nothing but trouble (again).
2. If a home makeover program with a limited budget comes to re-decorate my home I would rather have a dance pole than a dish washer
3. Although I generally don’t like being told what to do, there are always exceptions.
4. When your scary meter goes off, you should listen.
5. If a bra is removed by the bra wearer without your request and/or assistance it is likely a bad idea (see item 4).
6. The “eyes forward” policy applies in places other than the gym locker room.
7. Free parking, five dollar cover and quarter beers does not guarantee a cheap date.
8. I have friends with kids that age. . .
9. I am in total agreement with Sir Mix-a-Lot
10. Only about fifty percent of the ladies were fans of the “clear heels

Important imaginary bus girlfriend update: I heard her voice today, it is over. Yikes

{ 2 } Comments

  1. Miranda | October 6, 2006 at 10:41 am | Permalink

    Hmm…you seem to have left out the part about almost being asked to leave said kitty car…

  2. betsyh | October 6, 2006 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

    That was the 23-year-old part

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