Skip to content


The “fortune” I just received at lunch reads: “The weather is wonderful.”

In the words of a certain U.S. Park Service tour guide, “UNACCEPTABLE!”

This is not a fortune. This is a statement. Furthermore, a quick glance at the thermometer and out the window confirms that this is not even a true statement. It is unpleasant and frigid outside.

Whoever wrote this fortune should be fired and sent to Fox News’ fact-checking department where s/he belongs.

Over and out.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *