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There Once Was A Festie Named Alice…

Miscellaneous Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival Limericks. Because – why not?

Awful hot in the Porta-Jane line
Post-vegan meal – not feeling so fine
Hold your nose – don’t breathe in!
Drop your pants. Do your thing!
Then get out before you inhale and die!

In Michigan you must be wary
Of armpits and chins oh-so-hairy.
Your sisters will test you.
The smell will arrest you.
So many boobs out in the night air-y!

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