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Movie Time

Heh. Have been reading movie descriptions on Metromix to see whether there’s anything out there worth the popcorn…and have come across a couple of excellent descriptions. Who writes these things?!

Don’t Move: “As his daughter lies on an operating table, a surgeon reminisces about his passionate affair with an Albanian.” Yeah, that’s what I want people to do while I’m under the knife…wax romantic about some Albanian skank.

Kingdom of Heaven: “During the Crusades of the 12th Century, a young blacksmith leads the people of Jerusalem in defense against the Crusaders. Our young hero also finds the time to side with a doomed leader and fall in love with a forbidden lady.” Heh. Forbidden lady.

Sahara: “An African dictator’s nuclear waste disposal plant is mutating the red tide, and so threatens the planet’s ecosystem. It’s up to Dirk Pitt and his associates from NUMA (National Underwater and Marine Agency) to find the source of the pollution and shut down the operation.” Heh. Dirk Pitt.

Also – the real question is whether it’s worth sitting through 2 1/2 hours of “Kingdom of Heaven” just to hear the line “I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle.” I fear that it might be… In fact, I may begin working this particular phrase into my everyday conversations.

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