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Sqirl live in my hair.Sqirl no longer live in my hair.

Hey! So, I was watching TV the other night (or, should I say TiVo). What was I watching? Ok, I admit it – I was watching “GI Jane,” starring the very buff, very bald, very pre-Ashton Demi Moore. Damn, I love that movie. Especially with Aragorn at the end…anyway, in the middle of the picture (I think it was right before the part where Demi works out in that empty shed with the flattering lighting) there was a commercial break. And what do I see? That’s right – everyone’s favorite bankruptcy attorney! Lorraine Greenburg! (you remember her…) And look! She got a haircut! Sqirl no longer live in her hair!

{ 5 } Comments

  1. angelope | March 15, 2005 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

    she prolly kicked that broke-ass Sciurus Carolinensis rodentia out of her mane after it filed chapter 11! thats some tricksy falsy slum lord action right there.

  2. Miranda | March 15, 2005 at 5:36 pm | Permalink

    Indeed. I wonder what nefarious deeds Lorraine has performed in exchange for her evil makeover!

  3. dick johnson | March 15, 2005 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    i am glad to see you have taken the high road and used the rodentist spelling of sqirl. the omission of the “uir-e” shows your admirable support for equality of all rodent kind.

  4. Anne | March 16, 2005 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    Hmmm. Lorraine Greenburg and Wendy the Snapple Lady… separated at birth?

  5. mr skin | October 26, 2006 at 11:39 am | Permalink

    I am truly amazed at how Demi has gotten hotter in her 40s. Has she like gotten millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery to keep her young, or is she a freak of nature? Or maybe she made a deal with the devil?

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