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Introducing…

Given our band meeting last night, I would like to make the following announcement:

Ladies and Gentlemen, you may know them as “Tangled Up in Barb,” but henceforth, on all posters, flyers, and billboards, they shall be known as…drumroll please…One Flight Up!

Rejected band names:

    The Foster Monkeys
    One Tank Gone
    Eight Dollar Perm
    Hot Monkey Love
    The Control Tops
    Median Cats
    Girl Scout Despot
    Womanumission
    Cats on Fire
    Regime Change

Also unused – the following names for bands that just have a different audience than the one we’re hoping to attract:

    USB Keats – spoken word poetry set to electronica
    Little House on the Fairy – for a Boystown audience
    Kill Phil – anti-Oprah, anti-pop psychology rock
    The She-Toes – for both the snack food and foot fetish communities
    Death Mullet – death metal for the L-Word set
    Angelina’s Ashes – Celtic rock for Tomb Raider fans
    Barnyard Scowl – angry country music
    Gefilte Wish – a punk rock klezmer band
    Pythagorean She-rem – math rock for girls

{ 2 } Comments

  1. kare bear | February 22, 2005 at 12:03 pm | Permalink

    Gefilte Wish!!!!!!!!
    Who came up with that one!?
    I love it!

  2. CJM | February 26, 2005 at 4:32 am | Permalink

    How does the name “Vegetarian Vampire” grab ya?

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