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Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

The staff of wishes all of you a happy and prosperous New Year! We sincerely hope that your year will be populated by good friends, good health, pleasant family moments, raucous fun, live music, rising personal wealth, increased emotional well-being, clear-as-a-bell cell phone connections, swanky new shoes, fresh sushi, new adventures, goals achieved, broadband internet access, blue skies, cool breezes, sexy tan lines, non-comedogenic moisturizers, breathless compliments, and whatever kind of consensual luv you’re currently seeking. We wish you soft kittens and cuddly puppies of the hypoallergenic kind that do not actually live with you and thus do not require feeding and cleaning. We wish you flexible work schedules, jaw-normous raises, pleasant-smelling highlighters, 2-hour lunches, and enjoyable co-workers who neither hinder your work progress nor bite you. We wish you TiVo.

We sincerely hope that your 2005 will not include the loss of anyone dear to you, computer hard drive crashes, problem plumbing, a Nelly/Amy Ray musical collaboration, the overwhelming smell of wet dog, heartbreak, ebola, bed sores, increased loss of your civil liberties, unexpected parental visits, sunstroke, hotels without room service, car trouble, food poisoning or scary clowns.

We wish you joy. Happy 2005!

{ 5 } Comments

  1. karen | January 3, 2005 at 1:09 pm | Permalink

    may you never roll over one morning to see that you’ve
    romanced a “said” festy-attending clown.
    happy new year!

  2. angelope | January 3, 2005 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    may you never be forced to watch the tommy/pamela (debbie) lee collector’s edition lovefest on a vcr without a remote.

  3. larry potash | January 3, 2005 at 2:08 pm | Permalink

    angelope, may 2005 bring you many more stealth encounters with celebrities featuring alarmingly disproportionate body parts. excluding tommy lee and pamela anderson, of course.

  4. mike | January 3, 2005 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

    i wish me tivo too

  5. angelope | January 6, 2005 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    potash – thank you for your lovely wishes. next on my Genes-of-Infinite-Anatomically-Noteworthy-Talents (GIANT) wish list is Pink. Affectionately known in certain circles as “man-abs”.
    now who’s in??

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