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The Three Wise Men?

Well, I guess it’s understandable that Madame Tussaud’s would place Victoria and David Beckham as their Mary and Joseph in the wax manger at the museum. But George W. Bush, Prince Phillip and Tony Blair as the Three Wise Men? I would guess all three as choices. Samuel L. Jackson and Hugh Grant are fine as shepherds and the wildly popular-except-here-in-the-U.S.-Kylie-Minoque is their Angel Heard on High. I would like to see Joanna Lumley, O.B.E., as the angel.

Will anyone brighten my day and offer a HAIKU celebrating Posh and Becks as the parents of the saviour?

p.s. Thanks to Kell-Bell for sending me this thought-provoking manger scene…

{ 5 } Comments

  1. general | December 7, 2004 at 3:38 pm | Permalink

    kylie, I love you
    but not as much as liz phair
    bush is camel poo

  2. Miranda | December 7, 2004 at 6:05 pm | Permalink

    Tell me what you want
    What you really really want
    Dear J.C. Beckham.

  3. karen | December 7, 2004 at 7:54 pm | Permalink

    now the three wise men
    Caspar, Melchior, and Posh
    Balthasar is pissed

  4. karen | December 7, 2004 at 7:56 pm | Permalink

    delete the previous…

    now the three wise men
    Caspar, Melchior, and Bush
    Balthasar is pissed

  5. Bryan | December 13, 2004 at 11:33 pm | Permalink

    Thought you might like to know that someone recently attacked this fine nativity scene (article). It seems obvious to me that it is a satire (though a clumsy one) of what passes as public figures today. I don’t understand why anyone would be offended by this, just confused. Especially if you’re Samuel L. Jackson.

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