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But No One Can Save Me Now I’m Lost Just Like a Cow

udderly delightful!Squawk!  I'm crushing your head!!

File under Strange Things Seen in Supermarkets.

On the left: Seen in the sample bins at the Jewel the other week. Udderly Smooth Udder Cream. Now, I thought about picking up a tube or two for Michigan…but then I realized that I really didn’t want to get that close to any strangers in dire need of an udder cream application.

On the right: Seen menacing the going-out-of-business Marketplace at Clark and Wilson – the same Marketplace, by the way, with an overwhelming smell of rotting fish and a produce section overrun by insects. Don’t go there. This particularly evil-looking avian piñata even tried to devour Courtney!

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  1. MOLT | August 19, 2004 at 11:09 pm | Permalink

    Udderly smooth lotion is AWESOME! I use it all the time. It makes your skin feel great, and it really is odorless and greaseless and it rocks. You should try it, it is GREAT.

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