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All impressed and half undressed

Am I the only one noticing a common thread in my 5-days of blogging?
It seems I may be a tiny, little bit preoccupied with sex. I don’t know, I try to keep it in check but, c’mon now, it’s summer, there seems to have been an explosion of cheerleader skirts and really who can blame me for getting a little riled up from time to time. I mean for some reason my bus stops in front of the Victoria’s Secret window every day. I at least try not to drool in public.
Today’s topic is porn, or more specifically, internet porn. Type the word porn into a Google search and you will get 156 million hits! Type the word God and you get a measly 58.8 million! Now I don’t claim to have viewed all 156 million porn sites, but I will be the first to admit, I have visited a few, and there is something out there for everyone. I’m not going to take the time to get into the whole politics of porn, someone has already done a really excellent job of that for me. Just click on over to Tasty Trixie for an extremely well thought out Webwhore Manifesto. I’m also not about to get into the whole semantics of porn vs. erotica, in my book naked is naked, call it whatever makes you feel better about yourself. There’s “sex positive indie porn made by vegans and vegetarians,” there are sites called ZenPorn, Hippie Goddess, Joy of Spex, Dutch Sports Girls, you name it, it’s out there. I’m not about to presume what the many diverse visitors to this blog are into so you just go ahead and google yourself into a frenzy, just don’t do it at work!
And while I’m on the topic, why does everyone who is featured have a name like Anouk, Minx or Zille? I mean, if I meet you at a party and you tell me your name is Champale, do I need to wonder if I have already seen you naked? I think that is about all I have to say right now. Believe it or not, I’m not currently dating. Thank you for listening.

11 days until michigan I think I’ll go outside and practice my orienteering

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