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I Run a Comb Across My Head I Wish My Hair Would Settle Down

Squirl live in my hair.Squirl live in my hair, too.
I’ve been trying to catch a photo of this one for a while now. On the left: Chicago attorney Lorraine Greenberg (specializing in personal bankruptcy cases and atrocious hair). On the right: Former Ohio Congressman (now serving 8 years for bribery and racketeering) Jim Traficant.


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  1. Courtney | May 25, 2004 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    I remember hearing that Trafficant has to surrender his tupee for jail…just like the Melendez son…wonder if there are any pictures of either sans hairpiece…

  2. Courtney | May 25, 2004 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    Here we go…article on Traficant toupee removal:

  3. Miranda | May 25, 2004 at 2:45 pm | Permalink

    Wow. I just don’t understand why you’d *want* to keep a toupée like that.

  4. Courtney | May 25, 2004 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    Uh-oh. Did I really spell Toupee wrong TWICE? I don’t know how to do the accent!!!

  5. Kris | May 25, 2004 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    Squirl. Hee.

  6. Miranda | May 25, 2004 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    Kris – I still love that photo you posted. Squirl. Hee, indeed!

  7. carrie | May 25, 2004 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    I fear that maybe they’re hiding some wicked-bad ears.
    Lift the hair flaps to reveal…AArrgh!….ack!

  8. Courtney | May 25, 2004 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    I made another mistake—I put down ‘Melendez’—that’s one of the animators for Peanuts…i meant Eric and Lyle MeNendez, the rich boys from Beverly Hills who killed their parents and wore nice sweaters in the courtroom.

  9. Kelly | May 25, 2004 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

    Definitely, they both have really bad hair, but I still think the Worst Hair Award goes to that psychic guy (and friend of Jackie Collins) with the hair helmet, as spotlighted in an earlier mirandala post. Those pictures still give me nightmares.

  10. Miranda | May 25, 2004 at 11:45 pm | Permalink

    Ah, you mean the lovely and talented Gary Spivey.

  11. Kato | May 26, 2004 at 7:09 pm | Permalink

    Quit making fun of Lorraine…I love her and she will learn to love me.

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