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she lives in my soul, drinks of my wine

Sometime I'll write a post exposing my theory about the existence of Mr. Madrigal...

You know what would warm up a cold day?

A story about Mrs. Madrigal!

Miranda, any recent anecdotes?

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Why, Courtney, funny you should ask! You know, right after you dropped me off last night – around 11:30pm – I came into the foyer of the house, the light at the top of the stairs came on immediately, and I heard that familiar, Selma-Simpson-esque voice waft down to me…

“Miranda! Do you have any wine?”

“Why, yes, I do,” I answered.

“Oh, honey, can I buy a bottle from you?”

So I retrieved a bottle of Cabernet from the pantry and walked it upstairs to Mrs. Madrigal, who looked at the label and exclaimed, “my favorite!” I didn’t have the heart to point out that apparently all bottles of wine are her favorite. Then I tried to just give her the wine, but she wouldn’t hear of it, so I sold it to her for $10. The bottle probably cost $18, but I figured the blog story was worth at least $8…

You see, Mrs. Madrigal went to the symphony with her sister last night, where she had a lovely time, but then she had to wait for the bus in the cold night air, so she really needed a glass (or two, or four) to warm up. At 11:35pm. On a Thursday.

Ah, Mrs. Madrigal. War breaks out, Bennifer breaks up, mad cows frolic through Canada…but you are always the same. And I’ll drink to that.

[Indigo Girls Lyrics = 42]

{ 4 } Comments

  1. Courtney | January 30, 2004 at 9:48 am | Permalink

    As a money-making venture, I say we buy a case of ultra-cheap red wine over the weekend, then start selling them to Mrs. Madrigal for $10/bottle.

    You didn’t tell us if she closed the back gate last night—I was worried.

  2. M | January 30, 2004 at 10:15 am | Permalink

    Dear Courtney – I believe that Mrs. Madrigal closed the back gate before she left for the symphony last night.

  3. karen | January 30, 2004 at 3:06 pm | Permalink

    Can you keep a variety of beer and vodka around as well? I love knowing there’s always Miranda Liquors to fall back on! Such deep discounts as well!

  4. M | January 30, 2004 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

    Ah, but the discount only comes if I get a good story out of the transaction…

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