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[No] Sympathy for the Devil

From the site - 'A Satanic, unevolvable chimera compells you to submit to Darwinism!'
Just when you thought things couldn’t get weirder (and you should never think that, by the way), Dr. Richard Paley over at Objective Christian Ministries dives into a full-bodied rant on the evils of Macintosh computers. Apparently, Macs are part of the global, atheist conspiracy to inculcate evolutionism. Says Dr. Paley, “The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called… Darwin! That’s right, new Macs are based on Darwinism!”

According to Dr. Paley, everything about Apple points to satanic forces. “[T]here are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness.” What else? Well, there’s the fact that Apple is a cult. (Of course, you can’t argue with that…)

But Dr. Paley has more proof. Click [More] below to explore the dark world of Mac users…

(found via Rubber Nun)

Daemons Inside: “Apparently the Darwin OS is not the original creation of Apple Computers but is instead based off of an older, obsolete OS called “BSD Unix”. The child-indoctrinatingly-cute cartoon mascot of this OS is a devil holding a pitchfork . . . . This OS — and its Darwin offspring — extensively use what are called “daemons” (which is how Pagans write “demon” — they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) which is a program that hides in the background, doing things without the user’s notice. If you are using a new Macintosh running OS X then you probably have these “daemons” on your computer, hardly something a good Christian would want! This clearly illustrates that not only is Macintosh based on Darwinism, but Darwinism is based on Satanism.

Commies: “Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an ‘Open Source’ license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, ‘lickable’ buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.”

Brainwashing: “One additional technique that I have noticed while perusing their new literature is the common cult tactic of indoctrination through a special insider language. This technique linguistically isolates new recruits from the outside world, forcing them to become more dependent on their cult handlers6. For instance, an industry standard connection for peripherals is idiosyncratically retermed ‘FireWire’ (or should we just be honest and call it ‘HellFireWire?’) . . . ”

Want more proof of Satan’s work in corporate America? (As if it wasn’t obvious enough…) Try Devil Companies, Devil Products, Devil Logos?

Ed. Note: The staff at is guessing that that Objective: Christian Ministries is actually a very well-executed parody site. But still, enjoyable!

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