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To Whom It May Concern

Dear Goth Girl with the baby blue checked Vans, low-rise jeans, hoodie sweatshirt, red birdie barrette, black fingernail polish, Incredible Hulk lunchbox, and Hello Kitty backpack, riding the escalator in front of me this morning,

You are trying too hard.

Love,

Me
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Dear Scruffy Boy with the fraying oxford button-down collar shirt opened to display your RATM t-shirt, Sans-a-Belt pants, hipster black brogues, awkwardly cut bed-head hairstyle, and poseur wallet-chain, loitering in front of Kinko’s at lunch today,

You are not trying hard enough.

Love,

Me

{ 1 } Comments

  1. Scruffy Boy | September 24, 2003 at 5:40 pm | Permalink

    Do you happen to have the goth girl’s phone number?

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