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Replacable, Disposable Fully Action Posable

GW:'Hey! I just saw 'Breakin'' on the plane!  Wanna see my smooth dance moves?!' Lt. Philips: 'Um, I think the straps on your flight suit may be cutting off the blood to your brain, Mr. President...'Up in the air, junior flyboy...

It’s the moment many of you have been waiting for. I know you have. Ever since Rummy & Dick’s little boy landed on the deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln in May, the world has been clamoring for a way to commemorate, even re-enact, this awesome display of military might. Some have waxed philosophical about the president’s, um, package. (We, here at Mirandala.org, prefer not to contemplate such issues. Yech.)

In any case, you can now own your own fully-posable action figure of Dubya! This exciting item features “a realistic head sculpt, fully detailed cloth flight suit, helmet with oxygen mask, survival vest, g-pants, parachute harness and much more.” Think of the memories you and your 12-inch Dubya will share over the coming years…

{via Soup Is Good}
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{ 3 } Comments

  1. Jesse Rutledge | August 8, 2003 at 11:54 am | Permalink

    I could have gone all day without clicking on the “package” link in this posting! Why, Mirandala, oh why!!

  2. M | August 8, 2003 at 12:03 pm | Permalink

    Call it aversion therapy. Friends don’t let friends vote Republican…not that you were in any danger of that, of course, but just in case…

  3. friend | August 13, 2003 at 2:15 pm | Permalink

    let me tell you about that AWOL flyboy… “bring ’em on” my ass… bush loses in a landslide ’04.

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