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Evil Weasel

Even parts of the Constitution can harm the American family

“If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual (gay) sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything.”

Do I have the right to bitchslap Rick Santorum? I need that right, people.

He and his wife, Karen, have seven children – including, as Santorum puts it, “the one in Heaven.” Their fourth baby, Gabriel Michael, died in 1996, two hours after an emergency delivery in Karen Santorum’s 20th week of pregnancy. The couple took Gabriel’s body home to let their three other young children see and hold the baby before burying him, according to Karen Santorum’s book of the ordeal, “Letters to Gabriel.”

Um, I must have missed that episode of “Seventh Heaven.” Probably because I was busy watching the hot girl-on-girl action over on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Darn.

HRC’s response
Howard Dean Campaign’s response

{ 5 } Comments

  1. Courtney | April 22, 2003 at 12:58 pm | Permalink

    Here’s the CNN coverage—complete with a face shot of Santorum right ready for a dart board.

    CNN Coverage


  2. Rob | April 23, 2003 at 8:02 am | Permalink

    Girl, you bet you have the right to deliver that bitchslap, as long as I get to watch, and deliver one of my own, that is.

    Get Santorum’s wussy, tail-between-legs response to the damaging momentum that his comments generated:

    Sen. Santorum responded with a brief statement on Tuesday, emphasizing that his comments “were specific to the right to privacy and the broader implications of a ruling on other state privacy laws.” The remarks, he added, were not “a statement on individual lifestyles.” (from


  3. Andrew | April 24, 2003 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

    It’s even better than that; his statement was regarding the ‘misleading’ AP story (how can a complete transcribed interview be misleading?) and said: “My comments should not be misconstrued in any way as a statement on individual lifestyles.” In other words, “When I said ‘It’s not right for gays to have sex’, I didn’t mean it, and it’s your fault for misunderstanding me.” (

    According to another AP article, the guy also thinks that feminism and liberalism ‘undermine the family’. Right, it’s bad for the family for mom to have a job, but it’s good for the family if she brings home a dead baby for the other kids to play with. 😀

  4. Andrew | April 24, 2003 at 3:17 pm | Permalink

    (Well shit, how’d that post twice?)

  5. M | April 24, 2003 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    Not to worry…weird comment glitch fixed (for now, anyway).

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