First there was this:
The awesome 3,000 piece puzzle I ordered and have been happily (if slowly) assembling on our increasingly-unavailable dining room table.
Then there was this:
The monumental (although not unexpected) statement of disrespect.
And now, after a burst of screaming and the sound of furry bodies slamming into furniture (which we ignored because a) we’re tired of breaking up fuzzball fights; and b) we were in the middle of an episode of The Office), there’s this:
I mean, really. It’s like a lawless frontier encampment around here. Speaking of which, time for more Deadwood, you limber-d*cked c*cks*ckers!