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Cintra Wilson of delivers an acid-dripping-y commentary on Ren?e Zellweger’s physique and talent in Chicago.

Says Cintra: “I don’t want to see all of the divots in a woman’s sternum when I am looking down her cleavage. Collarbones should not look like BMX handlebars. Legs, preferably, should lead to an ass. Preferably, somebody singing and dancing should be able to sing and dance. And she can’t stop squinting. How the hell did Ren?e Zellweger get that role?”

I think someone needs to spank her inner moppet and move on.

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