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{ Monthly Archives } August 2005

I Was Touched by His Noodly Appendage

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Not-So-Itsy-Bitsy Spider

If you have been following Collene’s Flickr photostream, you know about the horrifying spider that has taken up residence on our back balcony. It is disgusting. As Alvie Singer once said, “Honey, there’s a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.” Alvie was right. The spider on the back balcony is certainly the […]

Grrr.

I hate the air show. That is all.

Up on the Airplane…

Well, that explains the feeling of being invaded… A notice from my office building’s management: “The Air and Water Show is this coming weekend, Aug. 20 & 21. The aircraft will be conducting practice flights on Wednesday, Aug 17 thru Friday, Aug 19, from 11:00am-4:30pm.” And on a related but weird note: “TODAY between 3:00pm […]

There Once Was A Festie Named Alice…

Miscellaneous Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival Limericks. Because – why not? Awful hot in the Porta-Jane line Post-vegan meal – not feeling so fine Hold your nose – don’t breathe in! Drop your pants. Do your thing! Then get out before you inhale and die! In Michigan you must be wary Of armpits and chins oh-so-hairy. […]

Welcome to Michigan, Dumbass.*

I love/hate Michigan. Not the state. The music festival. The Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival. Some call it MWMF. Some call it “Fest.” Some call it Home. Some call it The Land. I like that last one. It sounds mystical. Sort of cheesy and profound at the same time. Also, if you pause before you say […]

Tighty Whitey

Happy Underwear Day! No. Seriously.

You Never Told Me It Was Gonna Be This Good

The sights of North Halsted Street Market Days. And Fruit! Click here to view pics. Click here to view all photos on Flickr tagged with “Market Days.” Click here to see where Susie from Fruit kissed Meg. [Fruit lyrics = 1]

Vacant

It’s hot out. Hot and muggy and gross. Nothing productive can happen without great effort, which I do not care to expend. I am told by Betsy that she is being productive enough for two and I can just slack off. Sadly, I must continue on as I am planning to be out of the […]