*Snick*
Reasons I would like to be a vampire: *snick* – that is the noise my fangs would make when I extend them. Beware the *snick*! It precedes the open-mouth-wide-throw-head-back-sink-fangs-into-you maneuver. The power of aging. As in “I’m twice your age and have double the power you have. Stand down, baby vamp!” Seriously – how nice [...]
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